Professor Homework 

A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.

Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.

Professor Homework by Bill Kras September 17, 2007

spanish homework 

incognito term for the use of marijuana; often used when the discussion occurs in the presence of adults (i.e. teachers, parents, managers, etc.); allows adult to assume the minors are planning something productive; originates from the fact that the majority of marijuana comes from Mexico

"hey, you wanna get together and do some spanish homework after class??"

"heck yeah! i haven't done spanish homework since last friday!"

spanish homework by blazedNconfused May 15, 2010

Chinese Homework 

What people who go to chinese school get.

Bob: ARG!! I have sooo much chinese homework!

Chinese Homework by Bob Likes Pie. February 15, 2009

doing homework 

An inconspicuous manner of telling another that you are leaving to go masturbate.

Hey man, sorry I couldn't go to the strip club with you. I was doing homework.

doing homework by ja1ck October 17, 2011

national no homework day 

National no homework April Friday the 13th.A day when homework is not needed and people get to relax.

Man school sucks, i can wait fot national no homework day.

national no homework day by 69__Idk May 25, 2018

dog ate my homework 

an excuse that teachers think your funny but when it actually happens you gets yelled at. :(

miss the dog ate my homework. IM NOT LYING PLEASE. NO DONT CALL MY PARENTS. NO MISS I SWEAR.

dog ate my homework by Heyy... November 28, 2018

what's the homework 

the thing that you say or text to your crush when you have no idea how to start a conversation otherwise because you are shy and socially awkward. You really don't actually care what the homework is, you just have no idea how to confront this person otherwise because they don't know that you exist and it would be weird to just start a conversation with a stranger, out of the blue, by just saying hi. This question is usually used towards people named William. Anyone names William should be hot. Or actually Zachary too, but I'll go into more depth about people's name definitions in other definitions so stay tuned and follow me at Instagram adrianabrule

girl: Hey Will what's the homework?
William: There's that algebra paper
girl: oh, I'm struggling with that, can you help me
William: it's kind of hard to tutor over text
girl: that's ok we can just twerk at the library
William: oooh twerking sounds fun
girl: I meant work, but whatever you want
William: do you want to come to my house instead? We can do our work, then have some fun under the covers. my parents aren't home ;)
girl: whatever you say, babe

what's the homework by i wish my crush liked me back November 20, 2017