adrian guzman

the best to ever do it, everyone wants to be like him, he’s got a lil baby fetus bro named alejandro that copies everything he does and adrian is just adrian and he’s a GOD

Her: “omg is that adrian guzman”
Her 2: “He so hot”
Her: “ who’s that short guy he’s with he’s ugly”
Her 2: “ ew girl that’s ale jandro “

by wrd2myde4d July 20, 2023

King Gizzard

1. Easily the most exciting band since the turn of the century, or ever.
They put out 1-5 albums per year, completely varying in genre base (psych-rock, thrash and prog metal, avante garde jazz, folk, garage, electronica, indie, prog rock, etc..), yet still incredibly consistent in quality. Not a jam band, a band that jams.

2. A band with an amazing and dedicated fan base of very kind people.

“Yo do you like King Gizzard”
“They are OK, but I’ve only listened to Omnium Gatherum.”
“Understandable, That is not their best work, check out Nonagon Infinity or L.W”
“Wow! These guys rock! So Crish.”

by Churd August 6, 2024

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually because of your failed attempts to have relationships with some of them

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

Cum guzzling whores

Used to playfully express annoyance with slutty women, usually after being screwed over by a few that you actually cared about (before you knew any better)

I’m bored. Wanna go to the college campus and meet some cum guzzling whores?

by SiL3Nt J September 20, 2023

Tommy Guzcal

The name of a man who stinks like porridge. He often rubs his slimy hands all over each sandwhich he makes. Everybody hates tommy!

Girls: What school do you go to?
Me: Deerfield Highschool.
Girls: gross, that’s the same school Tommy Guzcal goes to. He smells like diarrhea.

by Susan Gerber January 3, 2024

Tommy Guzcal

Polish resident of the Deerfield Red Light District during the draft kings era, known among villagers as a beef smelling dust ball who always had an extra comment, usually without meaning.

Girl: Do you know tommy Guzcal?

Me: Yeah I hate that dust ball. He smells like raw pork.

by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024

Chuggling Guzz

To perform perform oral sex on a male to completion resulting in copious seminal fluid (guzz) which is then swallowed.

“So I forgot to knock before I walked in, and there she is chuggling guzz in my hotel room”

by Erik uhh January 11, 2024