Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019

The Noose Goose

When someone hangs themself

Ray Romano: "Hear about that guy who hit The Noose Goose?"
Shamwow Guy:"lololol yeah"

by Kakakakakarrotkake June 12, 2016

goose in the caboose

Anal sex

Look at the tight ass on that girl. I'd like to give her the old goose in the caboose

by Luv Dokter July 1, 2018

Goose stuffing

To forcibly defecate into a persons mouth.

The mobster held the man down and gave him enough goose stuffing to choke the man to death.

by Violater777 February 23, 2020

goose

used in the same context and simliar to word moose. Meaning a chick with a face like a welders bench.

yo that girl over theres a goose

by odog February 22, 2007

Goose

An alternative word of Fart.

The student let out a goose so loud, the teacher had to remove him from class.

"Dude, did you just goose?"

Someone goosed, i can smell it

by Skibbz December 7, 2006

Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

by Dog lips November 4, 2017