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grass goose

A very rare species of goose that is only found on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, that is called Grass Goose Island. They are well known for their intelligence and capability of understanding human language and phrases. Grass Geese typically live 10-12 years. They are also well known for their rapid Coca Cola production. Grass geese numbers have been decreased dramatically over the past 20 years - as poatchers hunt them down and kill them for their unusually green, beautifully long feathers, and their Coca Cola glands which is not present in any other animal in the world.
A grass goose enjoys some goose grass
by Foxy011 June 12, 2018
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Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.
Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.
by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019
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Goose stuffing

To forcibly defecate into a persons mouth.
The mobster held the man down and gave him enough goose stuffing to choke the man to death.
by Violater777 February 23, 2020
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Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13
Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks
by Pay1720 December 12, 2015
mugGet the Goose jobmug.

goose

used in the same context and simliar to word moose. Meaning a chick with a face like a welders bench.
by odog February 22, 2007
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Goose

The student let out a goose so loud, the teacher had to remove him from class.

"Dude, did you just goose?"

Someone goosed, i can smell it
by Skibbz December 7, 2006
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Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.
Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.
by Dog lips November 4, 2017
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