goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree

look at that goat in a tree

by directionalarrow May 29, 2008

Goat Rope

goat rope--definition--A very confused situation

To teach new cowboys the art of roping a moving target, such as a horse or a steer, novices would be put in a pen full of goats, which were smaller and less dangerous, to hone their craft. The old-timers would gather to watch, drink, whoop and be amused by the ensuing melee. It was not a pretty sight.

I'm a writer with a book of the same name and I did extensive research to find the origins of this term.

Man, what a train wreck, what a goat rope!"

by Daniel Blore November 11, 2007

anti-goatee

The opposite of a goatee. All the hair except for the chin and lip are grown out.

Wolverine rocks the anti-goatee.

by jonomicon September 17, 2007

goadee

A natural occurrence in Guyanese people. This may happen when too much pressure is added underneath the scrotum, causing it to stretch. This will squeeze the testis and the epididymis, causing the person to experience excruciating pain.

I jumped off the ledge, but I landed too hard and got goadee.

by jemsaif April 24, 2011

goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

by moneyblues September 15, 2010

giving the goat

When a male pulls down his pants and shows off his junk from the back view.

Giving the goat is like male junk flashing

by White shadow 123 May 12, 2014

goatcat

someone who has the name dennis

the highest praise givin by the 4 guys

Man, did you see goatcat, hes looking hella fly

Man, that goatcat was hella dennis

by poose imuk January 8, 2009