geek butt

The phase after swamp ass were the area between your ass cheeks gets chaffed.

Wow I had a horrible case of geek butt after playing basketball..

by beetle007 February 7, 2008

mollusk-geek

a person extremely versed in the branch of zoology dealing with mollusks; an extremely boring person.

"She's a real mollusk-geek!", "Yeah, can't pry her out of that shell! Bor-ing!"

by JeanneTuc August 3, 2006

Geek Slap

To be out geeked and then called out on it by another geek.

For example; "I haven't seen the big Lebowski" followed in a sarcastic tone " wow would you like to borrow it before the end of the next decade the first person responds with " did you just geek slap me?

by Lil doe T January 24, 2010

geekhag

Anyone that enjoy the company of geeks.

I'm not a geek, but most of my friends are. I guess that makes me a geekhag!

by J.Whistler April 9, 2010

Geek Depot

Websites dedicated to spreading knowledge of a tech-related manor. Usually web site address is usually passed from geek to geek.

Or

Where geeks/nerds turn when they are unsure of an answer and need clarification.

"I don't know whats wrong with you drive."

"Hold on I'm checking with Geek Depot see if they have anything that may save your ass."

by gwmclean April 17, 2010

Geek weapon

When a gamer supposes to know everything to know about weapons of all sorts since they play call of duty, etc. According to these growing numbers of people, video games have all the facts and what-nots about guns. And if you play these games a bunch, you could jump right into the military, since of course, it looks awesome!

Sheldon: Dude, don't you wish we could just like ruin this school?

Gilbert: Yeah, bro all we need is the L86 LSW, bullet penetration and a desert eagle bro!!

Sheldon: are those your geek weapons?

Gilbert: No man they're real and totally awesome!

by superstapler5000000000000000 October 22, 2010

geek gamer

One who plays video games but may not have an online gaming account. They play not because they have no life, but because they choose to have many.Won't always play a specific video game just because everyone else is.

Guy 1: Hey do you have an online gaming account?

Guy2: No, I'm a geek gamer I have no online account and you probably won't play the games I play anyway.

by The Gamers Dictionary October 19, 2013