Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019

goose roll

when a drunk "goose cock" curls into a ball and rolls down a hill.

Nick got all "goose cocked" last night and "goose rolled" down a hill

by JuggaloDAB theREALone July 5, 2011

Goose job

When you receive a handjob

during the goosebumps movie.
PG-13

Rudy: Yo Prissy baby, hook it up with goose job.

Prissy: (unzips Rudys zipper)

Rudy: thanks for that "slappy" do you want me to bend you over?

Prissy : nah I'm good thanks

by Pay1720 December 12, 2015

goose in the caboose

Anal sex

Look at the tight ass on that girl. I'd like to give her the old goose in the caboose

by Luv Dokter July 1, 2018

goose

used in the same context and simliar to word moose. Meaning a chick with a face like a welders bench.

yo that girl over theres a goose

by odog February 22, 2007

Goose

An alternative word of Fart.

The student let out a goose so loud, the teacher had to remove him from class.

"Dude, did you just goose?"

Someone goosed, i can smell it

by Skibbz December 7, 2006

Goose necking

The act of having to poop and the turd is half way out of the anus.

Man I gotta crap ,I’m goose necking and about ready to crap my pants.

by Dog lips November 4, 2017