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Gooch Muffin

The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
by Cashmere Dreams September 1, 2014
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Gooch Waterfall

When your balls are so sweaty it begins to drip from the Gooch
by The Banter Lad January 14, 2017
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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011
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gooch deep

so deep that the balls are in too
“wait did you go gooch deep dude!”

“yea both the balls were in”
by tainttoot November 5, 2022
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Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.
Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)
by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022
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Gooch (MR)

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.
by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025
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clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this
Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up
by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025
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