Frosty Long John

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

Frosty mangoed

When somebody shoves frozen mango cubes up their bottom , waits for them to melt and than releases the melted cubes out , that’s a frosty mango

Wow I really frosty mangoed Lisa the other night

by Frosty fruit girl June 15, 2019

frosty little cunt

The holy grail of swear words

Jenavie is such a frosty little cunt

by Gunfire December 9, 2015

Missouri Frosty

When you get the food crack which is a Wendy's frosty and some godless human decides to stick their dick in it.

Jeff: Why the fuck did you give me a Missouri Frosty?

Frank: I hate all things good and holy.

by darkred22 May 10, 2018

Frosty Ostrich

The act of fuckin' doggystyle in an igloo and shoving your partner's head through the igloo wall upon final thrust.

"Bro, Gabby came over last night. I hit her with that pelvic thrust in the igloo. When it was all said and done, I gave her the ol' Frosty Ostrich."

by Frostyostrichfounder January 8, 2025

Frosty Pat

FrostyPat a highly known gamer in the Upgrade discord. Some say he's gay others say ur mama gay. Men are attracted to his gaming skills.

Frosty Pat is strapped up like a dyke

by the_goat_ucantguardme April 3, 2019

Frosty Carlos

To get a Frosty Carlos is to be fucked within an inch of ones' life, typically as a result massive trauma

Thing 1: "What happened to Jim?"

Thing 2: "Maeve gave him a Frosty Carlos..."
Thing 1: "That explains the crutches and neck brace."
Thing 2: "Yeah, what a lucky guy."

by swirlyskull May 5, 2023