Fortnite

A disgrace and distraction to this country.... but kind of a fun game..

Fortnite was a mistake

by Katelanne June 4, 2018

fortnite

a game that will make u lose brain cells and give u brain issues

fortnite is bad

by bbybitchhhhhhh June 5, 2018

Fortnite

The current cancer of the internet

Person 1- Fortnite is ass

by THEMANTHEMYTHTHELEGENDTHEREASO June 5, 2018

Fortnite

1. A free to play game for virgins and poor people. 2. A game that retards would choose over their girl

Girl: Hey babe wanna go out tonight
Retard: Hell nah! I'm busy playing this awesome game called Fortnite
Girl: Well then we're done
Retard: pfft Idfc

by The Big Zucc June 6, 2018

Fortnite

Where dumb boys play when there trying to stay happy without actually doing shit

Me:baby can you please come over I haven't seen you in 6 days!

Boy:I'm playing Fortnite right now

Me:wtf get off fortday or whatever that shit game is called

Boy: it's FORTNITE dumbass..

Me: (hangs up)

Me:(blocks)

by Taylorenglen June 6, 2018

Fortnite

The common misspelling of DONKEY SHIT

"Hey, this smells like fortnite"

by Guger guy June 6, 2018

Fortnite

A game that is well played over the whole freaking world and is taking over like crazy. Fortnite is a 100 player game where you jump of a bus and skydive to a place to gather loot. Once you are done looting, you have to move to the circle or if you are already in the circle, stay there. Also, watch out for people that want to kill you and so you have to kill them back. You can run solos, duos, and squads, and other game modes that epic games puts in the game. What makes this Battle Royale game unique is that it has the ability for you to build and that can help you when fighting players in he game. You can get wood, brick, and metal to help you build and the MAC material you can get is 999. So you have to be the last one standing and win the game. It also is a game where your girl leaves you because you are addicted to Fortnite! I recommend this game for sure.

Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner

Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later

Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet

by Aightbet_fortnite June 8, 2018