Fortnite

Cancer

I was diagnosed with Fortnite- I mean, Cancer

by suicidal banana January 28, 2019

fortnite

The peak of any 9 year old gamers day

Kid: Finally, school is over. Time to play fortnite

by jAmes69gameplay_production December 11, 2018

Fortnite

Basically Minecraft with guns. Much gayer than pubg. Played by virgins or uglyasses

Guy: i don’t need no gril i got fortnite
Girl: cuz u ugly as fuck

by lilpeep.isnow.lilshleep February 10, 2018

Fortnite

A game that causes guys to loose their damn girlfriends because they are so fucken caught up in their game they don’t realize their shawtys ain’t getting attention and that fortnite is getting more love than them

Aye he lost his girlfriend because of fortnite !

by ortegahoes June 16, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a free to play battle Royale game made by epic games that has been overridden with small children and tryhards, it will most likely die within the next year.

"hey do you still play fortnite?"
"No, but my 5 year old brother does."

by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

Fortnite

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion

I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.

by Matty135749 August 11, 2020

Fortnite

A game that retarded 8 year olds play. Fortnite is also known for giving people the infamous disease ligma.

Autistic Kid: Hey man wanna play Fortnite?

Smart Kid: Nah that’s games for babies you retard.

Autistic Kid: Yo wanna see me floss?

Smart Kid: Im gonna throw up.

by erkykest October 26, 2019