Flu fu

“Yo that new Cali Pack is Flu fu.”
“This curry goat is flu fu
by Mizzy.gb June 08, 2025
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Roo Flu

A flu consisting of partying for 6 days at Bonnaroo while your body is a trash can for drugs and alcohol resulting in your body’s immune system lowering from being around sweaty wooks, the sickness usually consists of coughing up phlegm, headaches and throwing up, you will probably be bed ridden for days and down Dayquil and Nyquil like a degenerate while suffering random coughing fits and the cold embrace of feeling like death
Wook 1: Man, I was at bonnaroo last week and I feel like dogshit
Wook 2: You got the Roo flu man
by daemon. June 21, 2023
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Jameson Flu

When someone gets too drunk off of Jameson and has a hangover but claims their sick with some kind of flu. Clearly a lie to get out of working
Oh look, Chelsea’s using the Jameson flu excuse again
by Not shawston July 10, 2018
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Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
by Kabbo March 08, 2018
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flu du

shortened from the word flunkle dunk meaning someone who is retarded
shall we go get john, nar hes a flu du forget it
by ADoubleM February 22, 2010
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Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.
(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.
by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020
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pig flu

Comes from pigs.
Man: *Sneezes*
Man 2: Oh shit! You pig flu!
by thepigboy May 12, 2009
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