Monday fail

When you arrive home at sunday night and stress about the things you have to do for tomorrow such as an exam you had to learn for wich you didn't do earlier, because either your friends called you or there was an awesome party.

You're so tired that you fall asleep, and wake up seeing it's 7:00am. Assuming that you can sleep a little bit longer, you turn your alarm off.

You wake up slowly, you open your eyes slowly really slowly when you see the number 1 your eyes suddenly snap open! It's 1:00pm!! you screwed up.

You rush down to the bathroom, you have no time to shower but to wash your face, you probably leave without brushing your teeth and forgot your school I.D card at home. You arrive at school, man what a monday fail.

Lindsay: What's up with Josh, he smells and has a bad breath.. he doesn't look so well.
Ray: Obvious monday fail is obvious.

by Sachimaru! December 14, 2009

Status Fail

When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.

Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."

Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."

Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."

by The-kyids August 2, 2011

Task failed Successfully

-You succeeded at failing a task
-You failed the task, but you have your benefits
-Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

A: Did you get what you wanted at the mall?
B: Task failed successfully
A: Damn...

by just your average suburban September 6, 2022

Slo-Mo Fail

A video of someone failing that will eventually end up on youtube, and then slowed down to where the act of being hurt is made funnier by having millions watch you eat shit over and over again.

DOOD! Did you see the slo-mo fail of the fat kid getting his nuts ripped off when he tried to jump over the fence using a trampoline!

by A.Z.A.S. Forever! January 10, 2009

Failboat

Referring to a sailboat, a failboat is a boat powered by a large amount of fail while heading towards a specific goal or destination of complete and utter failure.

I told Jack not to get on the Titanic. I told him it was a Failboat.

by Captian Jack Dawson July 23, 2009

Ben-fail

to ben-fail is to be dateing a someone for sixmonths and you still have not kissed him/her

"wow wtf man your such a ben-fail"
"yea i guess im a panzie"

by XDkamikazeXD March 27, 2009

Hossa Fail

(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!

A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!

by Inferno1 June 21, 2009