Facebook Status Hiatus

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009

facebook body count

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.

My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.

by miker2001 December 29, 2009

Facebook Masturbater

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

Facebook air post

When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.

"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."

by buzzloaf April 28, 2010

Annoying Facebook Girl

The girl on Facebook who:
-Post hundreds of photos of just herself.
-Under each of the hundreds of photos comments "I look so ugly in this one."
-Brings the endless amounts of drama she creates in her life onto Facebook with her.
-Has a new boyfriend every week.
-Marries her best friend on Facebook.
-Has a Facebook status explaining how she is "so upset right now"

Also a meme.
-Says all guys are the same.
-Is a complete attention whore.
-Uses hashtags on Facebook.
-Is part of the 'Most beautiful teen competition'
-Post bikini pictures cropping out her face
-Does duckfaces

"Gosh, Whitney is such an idiot on facebook"
"I know, what an annoying facebook girl."

by 20GnarGnar12 December 14, 2012

Facebook Fags

A group of 2 or more males that write regularly on eachother's facebook walls phrases such as "Hey Cutie", "Love Ya", Hey Sexy"...
These homosexual phrases are usually followed up by several cyber smiley faces and/or hearts.

In most cases this Facebook Fag conversion indicates slightly or full blown sexual interest in the male that they're are flirting with on facebook. Basically, they are truly fags and NOT trying to be funny.

They could easily text this gay conversation but they choose to let the world see how much of facebook fags they are by making it wall posts.

Fag 1: "Hey !! :)"
Fag 2: "Heyy Cutie <3"
Fag 1: "<3 I miss you :("
Fag 2: "I miss you too buddy :'( <3"
Smart Guy: "Wow you guys are facebook fags and nobody likes you"

by dinoosuaarr July 11, 2010

Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.

(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."

by Krpec11 February 8, 2010