'ring flu

Describes the obsession a racer may contract after driving on the Nürburgring in Germany. 'Ring flu is characterized by the irresistible desire to drive on the track, even if one is hundreds of miles away from it.

Friend #1: "Do you think Jon is ever going to quit? He's already done ten laps today!"
Friend #2: "No, I think he's got 'ring flu."
Friend #1: "Yeah, I thought so."

by TheAutobahnBurner November 14, 2009

Bird flu

Bird flu

Oh no I got the bird flu

by Bird gurl September 16, 2019

Beer Flu

The discreet way of saying that you have/had COVID-19

YouTubers refer to COVID-19 as The Beer Flu

by JonSturtz23 April 2, 2022

Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.

Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…

by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025

Fluing

Curing influenza through oral sex

My girl's sick, so I tried fluing to clear it up

by Raider007 February 19, 2025

walmart flu

The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia

"Shit, I caught the Walmart flu."

"Don't give it to me!"

by KLeonheart May 15, 2018

joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017