Farmer

Any person who raises livestock or grows food for resale. The best farmers usually grow coffee bean trees and raise goats in Uganda.

Brian M: "you're not a farmer because you don't own a copy of the farmer's almanac."

Caleb L: "you're stupid and most likely gay. I'll bet you were in the Navy and 'hot racked' with seamen. I own goats and coffee beans trees in Uganda and according to Urban dictionary, that makes me a farmer."

Brian M: "I guess you're correct...I am stupid and gay."

by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024

Tyler Farmer

He’s someone that is smart but stupid all at the same time. Someone that’s hard to control. Someone not to mess with. He will protect his family and friends to the full extent. He is someone you start to love and can never get over. He is husband material. He is stubborn. He is hardheaded. He is someone you wake up every morning and think of or he is someone u think of every night before bed. He is trustworthy, you could tell him anything and everything and not have to worry who will know after. He is gentle, he will treat u like a Queen, he will show you how a man should treat a woman. He is an amazing person over all but you got to watch them mood swings!!!

Tyler Farmer is unforgettable.

by Marlene DHR April 8, 2023

Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 26, 2018

Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car

F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****

by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024

Aura Farmer

An aura farmer is someone who deliberately cultivates an air of charisma, coolness, or social presence to gain admiration or attention. The term blends "aura," which refers to a person's perceived energy or presence, with "farming," a gaming term for repeatedly performing actions to accumulate power. Aura farming can be intentional—like dressing stylishly and positioning oneself in a way that exudes confidence—or more subtle, such as adopting mannerisms that make one seem effortlessly cool. The phrase gained popularity online, particularly in gaming and anime communities, where characters or influencers are often described as "aura farming" when they engage in exaggerated displays of confidence or mystique.

Satoru Gojo, Roronoa Zoro, Killua, Madara Uchiha, Minato Namikaze, Itachi Uchiha, Sung Jin Woo, Piccolo, Sukuna, Sasuke Uchiha, Sosuke Aizen, Gogeta, etc. There are all aura farmers in fiction.

by DCapital June 5, 2025

Farmer's well

A synonym for the proverbial rabbit hole .

A farmer's well should also have yet another acronym: fauci tube

by Sexydimma January 11, 2022

Little Farmer

A girl who lives in essex and owns multiple animals it there farmyard and only eats cous cous and cheese sandwiches. Will never admit that she is a farmer though

That person over there is such a little farmer

by Tabby the farmer February 26, 2019