Any social media message designed to draw attention to the minutiae in one's life it would not ordinarily merit.
Travis' boisterous comments on the flavor of generic cola brands proved a perfect example of facebook narcissism.
by Travis.The.French October 6, 2010
Get the Facebook Narcissismmug. When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."
I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
by BLT Tipster March 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Flatlinemug. The Facebook Hypocrite is that one person that we all have on Facebook who preaches about annoying things people do in their statuses, but proceeds to do the same annoying things on a daily basis. This can range from writing long statuses about simple life problems and then complaining about people writing long statuses about simple life problems, to telling people to get off Facebook and "get a life" while sitting on Facebook and analyzing what everyone on Facebook is doing.
Girl's Facebook Status: "people who post things "2 minutes ago" "4 minutes ago" "8minutes ago" ALL DAY LONG! Get out and do something."
Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
Girl: *Becomes "The Facebook Hypocrite" by posting numerous statuses every few hours about something new in her day while sharing photos from Facebook pages and her cell phone every 10 minutes or so while complaining that people are on Facebook too much.*
by Lucifer's Lasagna November 25, 2013
Get the The Facebook Hypocritemug. The act of absolute intolerance of excessive Facebook usage.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
i.e., posting more than 3 updates a day, Facebook Stalking, uploading numerous pictures of your monotonous daily activity, being a Facebook Drama Queen, obsessive application usage, Facebook Creeping, and taking too many useless quizzes.
Facebook Impatience usually results in a speedy Facebook Murder without hesitation.
Marky has a severe case of Facebook Impatience. I took the "What's you Favorite Position" quiz, and posted 4 status updates today, and he dropped me like a hot potato!
by OMMMM NOM NOM NOM March 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Impatiencemug. The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.
The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.
The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.
by fluvial March 4, 2010
Get the The Facebook Paradigmmug. A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.
Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".
by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011
Get the Facebook "Friend"mug. Facebook Marriage to where two people (normally both of the same sex) decide to set their "Relationship Status" as married. Normally used as a joke
by Chris V2 June 25, 2009
Get the Facebook Marriagemug.