Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.
- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023
Get the Matrix Engineer mug.A stupid person, usually a redneck, who tries (and fails) to rig things together with duct tape and bungee cords. Named after the city of Orangeburg, SC.
Person 1: The mattress that guy tied to the top of his lifted truck is falling off.
Person 2: Another Orangeburg Engineer.
Person 2: Another Orangeburg Engineer.
by 4pm In Cancun November 30, 2023
Get the Orangeburg Engineer mug.the opposite of a nice guy.
An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄
An atypical software engineer, who identifies with the leetcode grind, has a weird nickname on github, is obsessed with bullying Belarusian girls and does things outside of being a techies (crashing into lorries) 😇🥺🤝🙄
boy: ya I drink cReAtInE (I hate leg day) and play football (yoooo Messi & Ronaldo are my broooosss). I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)
girl: you're a bullyboi engineer (just stupido)
by zabaleraa December 12, 2023
Get the bullyboi engineer mug.Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.
Whataburger Employee: What's that?
Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.
Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
Whataburger Employee: What's that?
Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.
Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022
Get the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline mug.The Source Engine is a game engine made by Valve. The Source Engine is the engine known for the tech called bunnyhop
aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.
aka bhop which is a way of jumping to gain speed.
"Mike Hawk" - Bro what does source engine mean?
"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.
"Tes Tickles" - It is a game engine that you go boing boing in.
by Source engine enjoyer December 15, 2022
Get the Source Engine mug.An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022
Get the Red neck Engineering mug.Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.
by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023
Get the engineer mug.