A term to convey a person getting into trouble. T being short for technical foul in basketball. A person getting a T is being punished.
Josh: "Did you see Connor break that window?"
Logan: "He better be careful or the principal is gonna T 'em up."
Logan: "He better be careful or the principal is gonna T 'em up."
by AJ666 August 3, 2021

dabbing the haters off
by issacman July 26, 2018

A phrase uttered by the beast know as dylanious laverneous. Meant as a mating call, or just some form of ear rape. The creature will also violently rub it's nipples with sandpaper whilst saying the phrase. Children ages 12 - 13 speak this phrase to mock the beast.
dylanious laverneous: Put 'em up! *rubs nipples*
Gabe and Brian: STFU.
dylanious laverneous: *cries whilst continuing to rub nipples*
Gabe and Brian: STFU.
dylanious laverneous: *cries whilst continuing to rub nipples*
by G The Shadow June 12, 2011

by ProDab360 May 21, 2016

loser:Why does (LKH)-C@N3 keep killing me?
Me:I love killing that loser
loser number 2:Because he is a pistol whore!
Me:I love killing that loser
loser number 2:Because he is a pistol whore!
by (LKH)-C@N3 September 6, 2004

by Slappy-Slap February 16, 2009

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"
"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"
"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."
Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"
Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"
Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?
Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.
The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.
Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!
Mike:
NP
by K-Dog09 July 29, 2009
