Elephant

A penis with a length of about 14-28 inches. Elephants are said to cause death to females on occasion due to intestinal bleeding or, in some cases, orgasms with intensity measurable on the Richter scale. Only a hundred Elephants have been found on Earth. One known Elephant belongs to Till Lindemann of Rammstein. The majority are said to exist somewhere in Africa.

Girl: My BF is about 6 inches, you?
Slut: My current BF has an Elephant. He made me so wide.
Girl: You're a slut, you know that?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Elephant laxatives

The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.

“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.

by CowtonLee June 3, 2022

eliphant noise

the noise Herman lee (of DragonForce) makes with his guitar during the song "Cry for Eternity" by pulling the whammy bar back FAR!!

"I made the eliphant noise yesterday but I pulled the whammy bar back so far I broke my string"

by kikassman March 12, 2008

elephantaphile

someone who enjoys sex with an elephant, and prefers its ass more than a humans

When someone goes to the zoo, they hop in the elephants cage with no pants, and rape the elephant, known as elephantaphile.

by Some tank in a suit February 25, 2009

Elephant John

Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".

"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."

by Efant John January 8, 2009

Elephant Syndrome

A dismissive attitude toward a phenomenon that is known to be real, but cannot be explained. Due to the inability to explain something, a person will naturally choose to not think about it further. It's a shut off valve in the brain that happens when a conclusion cannot be reached. Those who choose to pursue the Elephant Syndrom are perceived as obsessive by the mainstream who simply accept it with no explanation.

His Elephant Syndrome made choose to forget why that ghost appeared to him.

by mmemagnus January 4, 2011

elephant training

a term used to describe an enormous task or group of jobs that need completing. The tasks must include physical exertion, thought and take a lot of effort, just like training an elephant.

Different coloured elephants can be used to describe the difficulty of a task along the colour spectrum; red/orange elephants are easiest, blue/purple elephants the most difficult

Q: Are you coming out tonight?
A: Can't, I've got to train an elephant

Q: What are you up to this weekend
A: I'm doing some orange elephant training
Q: That'll only take an hour, come to the bar

Q: How's your essay?
A: Harder then training a blue elephant

by famousmistadave March 24, 2011