aaron presley edwards

An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo

You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.

by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018

William Edward moyle

I am William Edward moyle
You can't stop DEEZ

Person: have you heard of William Edward moyle

Me: that's me

by Border patrol November 30, 2024

Edward Elric

The main character in fullmetal alchemist

Edward Elric is the fullmetal alchemist

by Hange Zoë March 3, 2021

Edward Conover

Declassified reports reveal that Edward Conover planned 9/11 after losing a ranked match in Counter-Strike to a 12-year-old who kept calling him the N word. In his rage, he swore, “If I can’t clutch this round, neither can the airlines.”

TV reporters, articles and documentaries say that the 9/11 incident was caused by Edward Conover

by NY Times Magazine August 31, 2025

Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.

“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”

by sex haver June 19, 2021

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Edward

Edward is a guy with a massive knob

Dude, Edward has a humongous member

by edmassivedick March 2, 2021