Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!
by MingerSquare December 03, 2017
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dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.
RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.
by Yung Bastard October 28, 2015
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frisko dyke

David, look at those frisko dykes on the road!
by January 18, 2024
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ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE
Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*
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farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 15, 2023
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Polly Pocket Dyke

A variation of the term pocket lesbian. A lesbian who is shorter then 5’2” who is masculine, has a short haircut, and emulates all that is masculine. Polly Pocket Dykes can also be confused as young teenage boys and their feminine partners being mistaken as their mother.
Girl 1: “Is she one of those Polly Pocket dykes?”
Girl 2: “What do you mean?”
Girl 1: “Is she under 5’2”? Because if she is, then she’s a Polly Pocket Dyke!”
by Sam_C44 March 04, 2022
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Van Dyke

A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.
Two minutes of chatting with this guy online, and he send me a Van Dyke...
by kapweeng May 30, 2018
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