dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.

I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.

by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024

dusty plunger

When a girl snorts coke off a penis and then they partake in anal, with small amounts of coke residue still remaining on the penis.

After the bar we went back to her place and we got high and I gave her the dusty plunger.

by WaposaurusRex February 28, 2024

Dusty dusty goat

Someone who goes ghost and comes back saying hiya

Shannon is a dusty dusty goat

by Hjayse February 5, 2019

Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.

I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022