sea donky

A very unattractive girl with messed up teeth and sagging tits.

Mandy; That sea donky is very unattractive and she has messed up teeth and sagging tits. Eww.

Punky: Hahahahaha

Mandy; Hahahahhaa

by punky25 September 29, 2006

smokey dokey

The action of sticking the smoking end of a joint or cigarette(or even a cigar if you'd prefer) underneath a girl's ass, allowing the smoke to rise up her asshole.

I gave her a smokey dokey, then I got high off the smoke that came out of her asshole.

by D Payne October 10, 2008

floppy stinky donky lips

when a girl, preferably italians, have a large amount of labial tissue surrounding a vagina. When a girl is unclean, her overlapping labias stink

My best friend complains about his girlfriend's floppy stinky donky lips all the time.

by Mike Turner October 13, 2005

sherk and dokney

Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.

"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

sunk dunkey

Derived from the phrase donkey dick, a sunk dunkey is a dick so big that when one sits down to take a shit, it sinks to the bottom of the toilet.

Johnny won the big dick contest because of his sunk dunkey.

by Leif Thomas November 11, 2008

Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024