Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 4, 2022

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

diet lite

a very good band from wisco!

human 1: does diet lite support trans rights?

human 2: yes they do!

by maya sparkles November 21, 2021

Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.

If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

by non-caring blurryface August 23, 2018

fat diet

The scurge of eating large amounts of food while trying to lose weight. It is not physically feasable and many women and even some men will ask do these jeans make my butt look big....no bitch you a fat ass

Started my fat diet today but im still gaining weight...i dont understand why

by Selfconsciousfatass April 18, 2018

Diet black

When black parents have a child that is light skinned as fuck.

“How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”

by BuddyISlove November 29, 2020

Diet Sexism

When someone says something that sounds sexist but isn't because it's backed up by culture, history, or science. (this categorization can also be applied to racism, political ideologies, etc)

Brad: "Men are more aggressive on average than women"
Janet: "He that's sexist and saying that women can't be aggressive"
Brad: "No, it's diet sexism"

by PapaNurgz777 May 10, 2023