A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.
That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.
by DSO Dan February 03, 2017
has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.
I miss dan beers!
by rewesyratinas December 03, 2018
by AJP222 November 19, 2019
(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
by SAVAGESKIN December 20, 2021
During a threesome where person 1 is getting a blow job and person 2 is getting anal from person 3, switch places to where person 2 now has their dirty penis in person 3s mouth. Works best in 'spitroast' position.
Bro 1: hey bro, remember that chick we dirty Danned last week?
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
Bro 2: i bet she still can't get the shit taste to go away.
by Sly cooter December 30, 2014
When a dude lies down and lets a chick ride his forehead like a symbian. The chick then uses her ejaculate to slick back his hair 1950s style.
by Jack...Jack Nasty October 14, 2009