Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’

These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025

Sneak Dickin'

On the downlow, a lesbian or a straight man, that enjoys sleeping with the owner of a penis in secret.

There are a lot of lesbians that are sneak dickin'. That straight guy is sneak dickin' when his girl ain't around.

by fixingtoslinghashtags December 18, 2025

Sneak Dickin'

A person that has defined themselves, publicly, as a straight heterosexual male or a homosexual female/lesbian that enjoys, in private or downlow, penetration from someone who owns the sexual organ of a penis.

A 'straight lesbian' is one that be sneak dickin' in private. - This type of lesbian claims to be fully gay, but are either repressing their bisexuality, not fully accepting of their homosexuality, or defines themselves as straight and lesbian.

A 'straight male' that be sneak dickin' in private. - is one that 'justifies' their homosexuality or represses their sexuality instead of accepting that they may be a homosexual man or a bisexual male.

She says she's a lesbian, but she be sneak dickin'.
Yeah, she said she was a gold-star lesbian, but we all know she sneak dickin' on the weekends.

He got a wife, but when she ain't around he be sneak dickin'
He claim he straight, but in jail he be sneak dickin'.

by fixingtoslinghashtags December 18, 2025

Gentlemen's Dicking

When you date a girl more than three months, then break up with her. You have sex with her one more time -because that's what a gentlemen does.

" WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD OF A GENTLEMEN'S DICKING?! IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!" -ANDY B

by TheSaltedTrout August 22, 2017

Cross Country Dicking

When you travel from state to state to meet in the streets and get freaky in the sheets.

DeAndre: "Im gonna go 'Cross Country Dicking'. This girl is so freaky, my guy."
Jamal: "What the fuck is 'Cross Country Dicking'?"
D: "Its where you can drive from St. Louis to Chicago to go lay some pipe on it!"
J: "Damn. Well good luck."

by ThotPatrolThotBustersInc. July 21, 2019

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

Doctor Balls Dickington

A devious penis wielder who masquerades as a medical professional

I thought I was getting foot surgery but alas, it was Doctor Balls Dickington

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020