Diego

someone who is a major simp. Honestly, they don't know what boners are and they have had one before. The most innocent human being on this planet. cute diego.

Diego is a simp.

by ogeid10 November 15, 2021

Diego

Diego is a very handsome man always wears a jacket and has a perm even though they denied it

Diego your handsome

by Lazyking November 16, 2021

Diego Abreu

an absolute rizz demon that got his bachelors from rizz academy.

Damn look at Diego Abreu he gets so many bitches.

by rogueuchiha November 20, 2021

Diego

Diego had a sick ass EG Hatch

Damn Diego that’s a sick EG

by McVeagh September 21, 2021

Diego

A short guy with an even shorter cock. He is 3'9 and his penis is 5 millimeters. He's pretty gay and he likes dads a lot. He sucks a lot of dick, so try not to kiss him unless you want the lingering smell of dick in your mouth.

He's so gay. Must be a Diego

by EEEEEEEE123 September 28, 2021

Dirty Diego

When a boy has a boner in class

This dumbest in my class had a dirty Diego

by To.be_honest.i_dont.care October 11, 2021

Diego

Diegos are short but really sweet and have a nice smile. A Diego you know probably hates on everybody’s music taste. He also probably never admits his true feelings toward his crush. Diegos are good people and probably do a bit of community service without being asked to.

“Hey, it’s Diego. He’s cool I guess.”

by AnywaysBroskisIGottaBounce October 17, 2021