Dead crowd

When the audience at a concert or a show doesn't make any celebration of the stage performers, be it through making noise, movement, or hand-signs.

Man during the concert I was jumping around bumping into everyone who were still like damn statues. I really didn't expect the turn-up turning into a dead crowd.

by Justwilli July 12, 2022

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

dead wind

A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path

It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.

by Ventus Mortum May 23, 2016

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

Dead cells

A game that makes you want to kill someone

Person1: can't believe I just died to a dumb fucking skeleton with the big sword in dead cells I'm going to kill person 2
Person2: bro what

by Dead cells enjoyer December 25, 2022