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Poppin Curtains

P Director only type beat when you do so many shows you get excitement from opening the curtain to step on stage to a huge audience of broads ready to drain you.
P Director: "Fuck dawg, I'm poppin curtains like cherries."
by Bud Swayze June 14, 2023
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Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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Meat curtains

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7
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curtain twiddler

A nosey neighbor or resident of a house or flat that is always trying to spy through the curtains and see what's going on
Dem fucking curtain twiddlers always calling the police on my ass when I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter
by Rob_11 April 13, 2016
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cool curtains

when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society
comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains

I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains
by fakefarmfag November 25, 2010
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curtain skirtin

The female equivalent of meatriding.

When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.
Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!
by smoodude June 29, 2024
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sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"
by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024
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