crap'n crunch

When u take a cornish shit in a womens dry mouth and she chews it up and spits it in ur mouth.

Man i could go for some crap'n crunch.

by Senoir Crap'n Crunch July 5, 2003

Crunch Bunny

Someone who makes a big deal about and talks too much about online games. More specifically someone who takes the time to type the word noob, newbie, leet, camper, or any other geek word and can't JUST PLAY THE GAME because they are fueding with someone on the game because of some geeky kid reason.

10-13 year old geek idiot that thinks they are cool: Hey you noob, stop camping just because you're not 1337 like me.

Cool person who just wants to play the game: Gosh, what a crunch bunny.

by Delton Carter [AIKEN] clan May 2, 2005

Crunchyroll

Another word for an uncircumcised penis.

"Yeah, I woulda fucked him, but I found out he had a crunchyroll so I left his ass."

by Prenroke August 25, 2018

crunch mouth

1. Someone who has more than the average teeth count (between 26 and 32 are the acceptable numbers).

2. Someone whose teeth are severely impacted to the point where closing their mouth causing them pain.

3. Someone whose grill(see def) is socially undesirable; if you were to kiss them or place you genitalia into the mouth, you may be injure your tongue, castrate your penis and/or clitoris.

4. Patrick Scott's wife; "Heather Scott".

Man, throw that crunch mouth bitch some rocks to chew on and watch her spit out gravel.

by P3 October 31, 2004

crunchlet

Feces that has dried on to hair surrounding the anus. They are commonly found in a roughly spherical shape and require extraordinary effort (adding water) to remove.

I had a mad case of the crunchlets this morning. Had to soften them up with a spray bottle.

by nobodyfamous2 January 25, 2011

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Crunge

Cringe + Cute

Where something warms your heart and makes you smile, but still also makes you scrunch up like ehhhhnngh

It was cute, it was a good moment.... but WHY. Can we just call it crunge?

by ugoboom April 21, 2020