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Buffalo Crotch

The spilling of buffalo hot wing sauce on one's crotch.
Suzy had a bad case of "Buffalo Crotch" from that south west salad she had for lunch.
by Fudge McDoogal May 21, 2009
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Crotch rot

A distinctly disgusting odor emitting from the junk of lazy and/or European dudes who are probably not circumcised or the snatch of dirty street-walking skanks who require a drip pan between their legs. Often identified by the large mass of flying insects buzzing around the crotch of said male or female. At it's worst, crotch rot can include the oozing/dripping of a greenish, highly toxic liquid.
A stomach-turning but highly effective form of birth control.

3 mile island landfill stank box
"Croshay is all kinds of nasty, dude. She got crotch rot again this week & her gash is so infected, it looks like those lips got too much botox. But, she done got rid of the roach problem in her apartment!"
"LaFonduh sat on my couch, and her crotch rot ate right through to the stuffing!"
by Kel-Kan March 21, 2016
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crotch buster

A dangerous object or being that is placed between the legs of a person unknowingly to them.

Term was originally used by Will Ferrel in Man VS Wild Will Ferrel Special.

Objects used to surprise sex a victim is NOT a crotch buster.
Person climbs down a tree, leg is over a lower branch(crotch buster). The person releases his grip expecting to land on his feet were the branch busts his crotch.
by TeddyBcool2000 July 31, 2009
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Crotch Taco

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina
Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.
by jagerhall August 8, 2019
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Crotch Cottage

The shit you get between the thighs from major sweat!
Damn it's so hot in here I've got Crotch Cottage now!
by Str8sexychk May 5, 2023
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Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.
Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.
by potatomaster January 19, 2010
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Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.
I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.
by James Westen November 24, 2018
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