cream whiskers

pubes that have been ejaculated on

damn, i was really into it until i saw the cream whiskers i left on her

by bitchluva123 May 2, 2016

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Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.

Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad

by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020

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cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018

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sky-cream

When someone takes a shit from the 40 feet or greater into someones mouth until it fills and starts stacking as if it was icecream.

I almost fell yesterday from a window trying to the sky-cream with my girl.

by Mr.UnknownUserMan September 18, 2012

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creamed strawberry

The act of rubbing the top of a penis with cum and letting your partner (or somebody random) lick it off like a strawberry.

Man. Your girl is always hungry!!!
Yea. That's why I gave her a creamed strawberry to help her hunger.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X September 7, 2015

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Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

by Jamzig May 25, 2011

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