Cocky ole

Being cocky and over confident when really they know they’re weak

Listen cocky ole, Pipe down before I embarrass you.

by Cocky ole May 13, 2020

lane cook

A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.

If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.

"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"

by bhaught98 November 5, 2013

goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009

cocky

someone who is full of themself and think themslevs to cool for school, but they realy are vain,morons and usally ugly.usally are guys-more spacificaly"jocks,or just guys who have just had a major confidence boost.

"Dave has been acting really cocky latly."

by melani July 20, 2008

home-cooked meal

Euphemism for anal sex.

I've invited Meg over to my house tonight with the promise of a home-cooked meal.

by Bingo Fett February 12, 2013