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coochie roach

1: do you know what a coochie roach is ?

2: yeah it’s lovelypeaches on instagram
by stepchicken4life May 13, 2021
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Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus Is the term used for when you have raging foot fungus.
"Hey man, wanna fuck?"

"Sorry, pookiebear, but I have Schiniblingus Snchoo Coochie Fungus"

"Aw, shucklebungs!"
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
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Coochie Joint

The thin roll of left-over toilet paper that develops when a moist or dry coochie is wiped with toilet paper and is stuck in a coochie crease. It will typically dry up and fall in panty liner. Not uncommon to be be seen by personal wax lady. It happens most often with 2-ply toilet paper.
"Damn girl, that pussy be smokin'. Look at all those coochie joints."
"Hey babe, do I have cotton mouth? Or is it your coochie joint."
"I asked my wax lady, are those white pubes on that wax strip. She said, no, those are your coochie joints."
by Retinuh chic 69 January 13, 2025
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Shark Coochie

He had a nice shark coochie
by Vee83 July 28, 2023
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blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. “unkempt” being untrimmed or without additional pampering.

a woman can still be healthy, clean and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. as it is implied that she only has b.c.c due to not having enough time for extra self care due to work, school, other circumstance etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by @sexytrauma)
“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”
by st_adoreu November 30, 2020
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Coochie Rust

When a vagina gets so dry, it oxidizes. Becoming rust. Bonus points if she’s a redhead
Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”

Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024
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Cowgirl Coochie Rocket

Jackson’s go to move in a hasty submission situation. If you’ve experienced it, congratulations. You’re one of the few to survive.
Jackson took her home and gave her the cowgirl coochie rocket, and she hasn’t been the same since.
by Drewzzzzz August 14, 2025
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