Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

contentdeleted1004

A tik-tok creator with good entertaining, and a pretty face. not in a weird way! :)

contentdeleted1004 is one of my favorite mutuals. They’re nice, i enjoy their content.

by shiggysskinflakes April 11, 2021

contentdeleted1004

one of the best and funniest people on tiktok! they have amazing art and are so fucking pretty <3

smart person: if you dont know who contentdeleted1004 is, get the fuck away from me 😐

by alaswrr April 11, 2021

contentnaire

To feel or be super satisfied (wealthy or rich)with what you have

I'm not a billionaire or a millionaire I'm a contentnaire

by anonymous May 15, 2021

Conjecturisationisms

When you include to many incorrect facts into a statement to convince others of your correctness but in all honesty its just bullshit.

Bob just sent me an email but it is full of inaccuracies. I think it's just conjecturisationisms.

by Schubert July 27, 2021

contesticles

Frogs gay

q: What are frogs?
A: Contesticles

by wEeDlOvEr69420 November 8, 2021

Contact-shy

Afraid to initiate physical contact. Standoffish in most social situations but always talking a big game.

He's always talking about asking her out, but never does. He's contact-shy.

He made the football team but quit when he got hit. He must be contact-shy.

by Tiberius Newman August 15, 2021