coffee pimpin'

1. to consume coffee in order to get highly caffinated, which in turn unveils a extremly crunk level of pimpin skills;

2. to go to the campus library pretending to study; but instead consume coffee from a pimp cup and pull a bitch
James went to the library during finals week and was coffee pimpin' on
some sorority bitches.
by James Leach February 08, 2007
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coffee grinder

When a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his cock while licking his ass at the same time.
Last night i received a "coffee grinder" from this chick.
by Brad B. May 03, 2004
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Coffee Belly

1. The sloshy, full feeling one gets from drinking too much coffee. Usually happens right before Lunch Time.

2. The lack of appetite due to said coffee consumption.
Kedo: "Hey Perry, It's 11:31, I'm starving. Let's go eat"
Perry: "I just finished a coffee, and I'm gonna wait until this Coffee Belly goes away"
Scott: "What the hell does that mean? You just made that up"
Perry: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It is LEGIT."
by Perry27 July 22, 2008
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Colombian coffee

"Man i'm really dragging ass this morning.I better make that coffee, Colombian coffee."
by drugs.It's what's for dinner November 29, 2013
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Cowboy Coffee

Reverse cowgirl sex before 10am that concludes when the woman lifts her ass into the air before orgasm and projectile shits into the man's mouth.
The best part of waking up is morning sex followed by a steaming hot cup of cowboy coffee, straight out of your lady's ass.
by A. Beaverhausen June 27, 2014
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Coffee Drop

The sudden and inevitable urge to do a poo following a strong coffee.
Example 1:

Man that coffee is going right through me, I need to do a coffee drop.

Example 2:

Sally: What's wrong babe?

Sam: *Winces as swigging last drop of coffee* Ahh shit gotta do a coffee drop! *runs to bathroom*
by Lala 83 September 21, 2011
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Coffee Job

The act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won't get any.
My wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn't have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.
by jgreene777 September 23, 2008
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