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Colorado Chuck wagon 

The act of gaping your girlfriends anus and farting into her rectum. She will then be able to refart your fart.
I was thinking about giving you a Colorado Chuck wagon tonight...

blue checks

People who have paid for verification on Twitter and have a blue checkmark next to their name.

After Elon Musk acquired Twitter in October 2022, the blue checkmark lost its former status. This check was once restricted to politicians, journalists, 'official accounts', and other celebrities. After this distinction was dropped, people self-selected into buying verification who were often right wing Musk supporters.

Thus 'blue checks' is often used in context of a discussion to mean terminally online right wing accounts.
"Did you see that celebrity quit Twitter?"
"Yeah, they got ratioed by the blue checks and harassed at all hours"
blue checks by dots4dickn May 24, 2023

big dicks save chicks 

it is for boys to use on girls. much like girls say "thick thighs save lives".
Nalan: Thick thighs save lives, Niko.
Niko: Yea? Well big dicks save chicks.
Checkered or two-tone clothing items and accessories, particularly in context of Ska music, and the Ska scene.
That rudeboy was in ska concert gear; he had all his checks on.

I'm going to a ska show tonight, so I need to pick up my checks.
Checks by Skek November 20, 2004

Chuck Norris 

Ozzy Osborn bit the head off of a bat. Not to be out done, Chuck Norris bit the head off of Batman. The man is a force to be reckoned with, and if you don't know who he is, don't worry he knows who you are and he's coming for you.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
Chuck Norris by Micron X February 24, 2010

Chuck Berry 

The real king of rock and roll.
Don't worry Chuck Berry, Elvis is just keeping the throne warm for you until you pass on.
Chuck Berry by Pillowpantslol1 August 28, 2011