Chris Hansen

Somebody who wants you to take a seat. Right over there.

I’m chris hansen, we’re doing a story on adults that try to meet young teens online, and if you have anything else to say you can, otherwise you’re free to walk right out the door you came in.

by Boe Jiden, Faglover December 22, 2022

chris weese

a guy that says "das gwazy" a little too often

chris weese says some random memes.

for example:
"BEANS!"
"das gwazy"
"heheheh"

by ghouljam January 3, 2023

joe chris

verb. When your parents make you take a home drug screening and you put warm water and yellow marker ink to make it look like piss

Mike: Hey dude what are you going to do your parents are going to make you take a drug test
Alex: ill just do the joe Chris

mike: whats the joe Chris
Alex: it's when put warm water and yellow marker in the piss bottle

by west essex July 28, 2014

Ballistic Caryssile

A Scouse/Middle England term for an awkward 17 year old girl with terrible depth perception coming at you fast enough to cause damage equivalent to that of an actual military grade missile.

The ballistic caryssile hit me with such a force I fell over.

by itanimulli.com May 5, 2020

Crazy Chris

Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.

Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.

He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.

Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.

Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend

by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022

National dick down Chris day

October 31st is national give Chris dick day. Every year thousands of people gather at ashy bois house to dick his gay ass down

Akenai: hey Joseph what time are we going to Chris’s house for national dick down Chris day

Joseph: I’m already preparing his anis for penetration.

Akenai: radical

by Chris’s lover boi October 31, 2019

nightmare x chris

A cursed ass ship as we float farther from God and why like I'm fine with it it's just a child being ship with some thing that kills it over and over is to far at this point only fnaf gachatubers

Person 1: Hey do you think nightmare x chris is cool cuz I do
Person 2 : what the fuck is wrong with you

by A ship free fnaf gachatuber June 26, 2021