A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.
Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
by Ackismack January 2, 2018
A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.
by BaileyStrum September 29, 2018
Ajit Pai the well known American lawyer who serves as the Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission.
Ajit Pai is a chode with lips
by FancyFebu June 5, 2019
"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.
Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky
Melting away the woolen clothes of winter
Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob
A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs
Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack
Revealing a butt crack
Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!
A fresh start for everyone
Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky
Melting away the woolen clothes of winter
Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob
A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs
Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack
Revealing a butt crack
Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!
A fresh start for everyone
Except you, Andrew Glouberman.
by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021
by JugglaJay83 June 5, 2004
Noun: An incident involving two chodes in which said penises, either intentionally or through sheer coincidence, bump into each other. The chodes do not have to literally bump and repel; merely rubbing against another chode constitutes a bumper chode event.
Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
Please take note that this definition utilizes the proper (and more comedic) meaning of the word "chode," that is, a penis wider than it is long.
I got real drunk and played a game of bumper chodes with Ryan last night.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
I was trying to get into the bathroom at the club when I inadvertently played bumper chodes with some random dude.
by Chodem Johnson July 21, 2009
Man Is laying face down massage style.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
by Chode master C February 7, 2018