chocolate velcro

The usaually kinky,curly,velcro-like pubic hair of a colored womans vagina.

it sticks to you ;like velcro. Would you like some chocolate velcro with your weiner?

by Steven KingII September 25, 2006

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

by Doc October 26, 2003

chocolate jimmy

to take a shit in your freinds condom so when he goes for that great moment you totally ruin it.

haha yeah i did a chocolate jimmy to randall twice last year" "yeah he kinda deserved it though his name is randall

by stackattack February 25, 2011

Chocolate Dyke

A dyke who enjoys playing in shit.

Yo dude, I think those are the chocolate dykes from 2 Girls 1 Cup.

by "Mean Joe" Green March 24, 2010

chocolate cigar

A long, firm turd. Often known as a floater.

I laid a large chocolate cigar in the toilet

by Julian Evans April 28, 2006

chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010

belgium chocolate

Act of B.D.S.M.; Somebody squatting above a glass table and pooping on the glass table while somebody else masturbates underneath the glass table

(Ex.: My girlfriend enjoyed her Belgium chocolate. It was so easy! All I did was poop on a glass table while she layed underneath it and masturbated!

by Sexpert October 12, 2017