chesterfeild

Canadian for sofa or couch

Canadian:How aboot we sit on the chesterfeild and eat back baccon, eh?
American: What the hell is a chesterfeild, oh you mean a sofa
Canadian: thats what i said, chesterfeild

by thatcanadianguy October 7, 2005

Flat Chest Syndrome(FCS)

A phrase/ mental disorder which discribes the social immaturity displayed by women(ages 14-19) with flat chest. It's usually diagnosed by a friend or first time aqaintance who notices certain idiosynchrasies that display annoyance, or in gereral over compensation.

Victims of FCS often display narcissism, or self-centeredness; They often try to compensate by trying to be intellectually superior or catty.

It's often grown out of but the long term effects can only heal with time.

Abel- Dude (girl) is being so annoying
Chelsea- Yeah I know she must have Flat Chest Syndrome(FCS)
Abel- Oh yeah she's deffanently FCS positive.

by Chabel Roeschstraviz March 26, 2008

cheeta girls

fat people who think their sexxy when there really not. pethitic people who think they can sing and dance, but can't do anythink to save their fucking life.

that girl emily, shes one of the fatest cheeta girls i've ever seen!

by dude, i did your mom June 15, 2007

chest cheese

A slang definition for phlegm; mucus of the respiratory tract.

I coughed up a nasty wad of chest cheese this morning.

by Michael Sutthampham October 23, 2005

wet chest

One upping kicking someone in the chest. When you dip your foot in water and then kick someone in the chest, usually done to someone who is a total ass clown. the water on your foot will make a footprint on the persons chest making them look completly stupid. Its primarily used to humiliate the person instead of hurt them. There is more than one form of the wet chest there is the ice chest where you stick your foot in a bucket of ice and it freezes their chest and the green chest where you crush caterpillars under your feet and then kick them in the chest. The double wet chest is where you stick both feet in the water and kick either: one person really hard with both feet; or two people with one foot each. The wet chest is a favourite move of the back shop and it is frequently used to people who dont expect it. Other forms of wet chest kicks have been created but amongst them the basic water wet chest kick is the most common.

Samantha: hey Julie I'd really like to show mr. rosenberg whos boss
Julie: Yeah i'd really like to teach that fool a lesson, but what can we do
Rob: Lets wet chest this clown, craig stick your foot in this bucket of water and kick mr. Rosenberg in the chest
(craig sticks foot in water and delivers a hard kick in mr. Rosenbergs chest causing a footprint to form on his shirt.)
Mr. Rosenberg: dear me, are you fucking kidding me? this shirts brand new i look so stupid!

by roosterjetfire August 4, 2008

Chester

A small city in southeast Pennsylvania.

You heard about them shootings down in Chester?

by Chesternigga March 9, 2015

Flat chested

A girl with no boobs. It’s pretty bad when her ribcage sticks out farther than her boobs.

Mackenzie is REALLY flat chested man. #notits

by basicbitchxo August 25, 2019