by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020
1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.
2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021
The accumulation of dead skin cells and sweat from a gym rat that gathers in the general region of the taint. After two weeks without showering, this mass of tissue basting in human perspiration begins to ferment and produces a strong smell similar to that of pungent cheese. May be eaten with crackers
by teh1337bucks December 04, 2018
The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
The film that remains on the males "tip" after leaving a condom on for too long after sexual intercourse.
After fucking Sally, Tommy became distraught after realizing he had forgotten to remove his meat glove, resulting in a fresh cheese hat.
by Spulta February 07, 2015
Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky September 19, 2007
When your ballsack has a ripe, cheesy, sweaty aroma. Transfers easily to the fingers when giving the balls a good scratch or adjustment.
Dude go take a shower. I smell your cheese skin.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
My fingers stink from my cheese skin.
My girl loves the taste of my DL cheese skin so don’t showe for a at least a week to get em good and ripe.
by Eaton Holgoode December 04, 2017