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Gorilla Cheese

The accumulation of dead skin cells and sweat from a gym rat that gathers in the general region of the taint. After two weeks without showering, this mass of tissue basting in human perspiration begins to ferment and produces a strong smell similar to that of pungent cheese. May be eaten with crackers
I gave Jamar a rusty trombone and got some of his delicious gorilla cheese.
by teh1337bucks December 3, 2018
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Spackle Cheese

Another word to describe that nutritious food product known as processed cheese food. For example, velveta, easy cheese, nacho cheese, etc.

Run out of spackle to fill those nasty nail holes in your wall? Grab your putty knife and a can of easy cheese, and viola, hole filled and hard within an hour.
"Do we have any cheddar left." "No, but there's some spackle cheese in the cupboard."
by asswip'e October 19, 2007
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cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
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Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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Cheese Factory

A prison or correctional facility known for housing informants, rats, and snitches.
Ex. 1

Larry Levine also said Butner is known as a “cheese factory,” a nickname alluding to the many federal informants, or “rats,” incarcerated there.

Reuters, "Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer," August 24, 2009

Ex. 2

Martellus: Hey cuz! The homey Shakes The Clown just paroled from Mule Creek!

Demetrius: Mule Creek?!?! That Cheese Factory? That wetter musta been tellin' on hella fools!
by ZXY&ABC September 19, 2023
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Ball Cheese

Commonly known as sperm, semen, ejaculate. The white milky substance stored in the male testicles of humans, and animals.
Susan was such a worthless slut she let randomn men drain thier Ball Cheese down her throat.
by Jasper LaPrizrak November 6, 2021
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