half a cat

Refers to a situation where any less than the whole item is worse than having nothing at all. The idea is that while it's obvious that sometimes doing (or having) something half-assed is worse than doing it properly, sometimes doing it half-assed is worse than not doing it at all.

Me: Hi Jim, do you like kittens?
Jim: Yeah, kittens are awesome!
Me: Great, well how about I just give you half a cat for now.
Jim: Oh, umm, never mind.

by Kitten Lover HAC January 13, 2013

jeff in the cat

A better version of F in the chat. That's it.

Can we get a Jeff in the cat for XXXTentacion?

by Gavin B. May 30, 2019

cat-esbian

the sexual orientation in which a female prefers the love of a feline to the love of a human.

"After reading all of her statuses on Facebook about hating boys lately and seeing all of her pictures of her cat, I came to the conclusion that Jamie is a cat-esbian."

by Miss Balls October 26, 2012

Flower Cat

Flower Cat is a video o youtube, you can hear a girl singing in russian and has a flower, when she is done singing, she puts the flower on the cat and the cat has a reaction like it was possesed.

Connor: Hey, have you watched any good videos lately?
Davies: Yeah I have, flower cat is a pretty funny video, go watch it.

by CrystleJex April 10, 2019

The Cat’s Crack

The phrase "the cat’s crack", meaning "the height of excellence", was first coined in jest during a family conversation about the low-riding waistline of one family members pants, Catherine(a.k.a- Cat) in Northern New Jersey on April 15, 2018. It can be used interchangeably with the phrase “the bee’s knees” that first became popular in the U.S. in the 1920s, along with "the cat's whiskers" (possibly from the use of these in radio crystal sets), "the cat's pajamas" (pajamas were still new enough to be daring), and similar phrases that didn't endure: "the eel's ankle", ...

Those cookies are the cat’s crack!

by Don Waldoy April 16, 2018

A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.

"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."

by Sir Rusteigh the Ghastleigh June 21, 2016

haz-cat

A dangerous cat that makes one question if they need body armor.

Did you see Brad's haz-cat? It was hissing at us and almost leaped on me.

by CapnTom September 20, 2010