cannonize

To make something cannonic in real life, Luke something would be cannon in a work of fiction

That inside joke has been cannonized now!

by NoxiousCoupon April 2, 2024

creatine cannon

When you take creatine before your workout and have uncontrollable diarrhea

Tom: Hey Fred, want to go grab a bite to eat?
Fred: I wish I could, but I just lit the creatine cannon an hour ago and it won't stop firing

by SGTMurph94 May 13, 2021

Cannon Thibodeau

he doesnt want you vro… 💔🥀

person 1: yo thats cannon thibodeau
person 2: man vro he doesnt want you 💔🥀

by lynn.xxxx May 26, 2025

Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.

Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.

by ComZhora March 18, 2021

Cannon Basketball

When you stick a ball in your partner's ass and you wait for her to pop the ball out

I gave my partner the cannon basketball and she loved it

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

cannon-bomb

performing a cannonball while photo bombing a picture.

Holy crap, that guy just cannon-bombed us!!

by zamtea June 1, 2014

Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.

I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.

by max nova April 24, 2022