Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

silk cannon

A slang for pension

She sucked on my silk cannon until it started shooting missiles

by Doughboyjunior June 12, 2023

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...

Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...

by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020

cannon fodder

a semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to another club less than 48 hours prior to the March 1 NHL Trade Deadline.

If you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, please ask your old team not to make you cannon fodder

by Sexydimma September 16, 2016

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.

man, last night i cannon ball johnson'd your sister!

by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017