Callum lane

IS a fat midget cunt

Him “your such a fat cunt like callum lane”

by Yhvcfthj February 12, 2018

Callum

a sweet and funny guy who can sometimes be a dick. you are able to trust anything with him no matter what it is

person 1: Callum is so nice
person 2: yay but he"s kinda a dick

person 1: i wish i was Callum

by super dooper definition master June 6, 2018

Callum Smith

A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.

“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”

by LexiBatterson69 December 31, 2018

Callum

To Callum is to fly to Scotland, in the hopes of "getting some", but returning unsuccessful.

Person 1: How was your weekend?

Person 2: Terrible. A complete Callum.

by Jordanielll October 11, 2019

Callum peach

Full time gay

What is ur name Callum peach

by Sgdu October 16, 2019

callum

a guy that a girl called jasmine likes

jasmine ur a simp for Callum

by mara. October 29, 2020

Callum's Corner

A manchild who is in denial that his head has a distinctive shape of a tic tac. He names and shames those in his videos that point out his head is shaped like a tic tac. He thinks he's hard because he is 6'5 and can crush peanut M&Ms and thinks it makes him strong.

Callum's corner has a tic tac head.

by UltimateDoge June 6, 2021