Cow Turd

These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.

Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!

by red kiwi July 15, 2016

The laughing cow

A name thst you call somebody with an annoying laugh. Who you may not be able to stand.

The laughing cow was being annoying so we left him.

by The laughing cow hahahaha January 3, 2016

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

Water Cow

Also known as Boat Cow. Has the most delicious, heavenly, godsent milk in the world that will cure any disease, including cancer. This cow is currently owned by Swedish youtuber PewDiePie.

Pewds: Thank you for the delicious milk, Boat Cow.
Water Cow: Moo.

by SkirtingFish65 July 23, 2019

Mecha Cow

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019

Mean cow

A mean cow is someone who performs disgusting acts to others to either hurt somebody or their feelings.

You are one mean cow missy moo.

by Isabella and Cindy April 29, 2019

Cow Cunt

How stand up guys refer to the fat mob wife.
(K-Gizzle.)

"Did you see that fat cow cunt on Mob Wives last night?"
"No, I would never watch that walking skin rash."

by DocDizzle March 2, 2019