Couple Goals

Julia and Shaniya

Julia and Shaniya are couple goals

by J🌈✨ August 4, 2018

self coupling

The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.

That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)

by Lonesentry December 6, 2019

couple goals

Kateina and Chase

katrina and chase are such couple goals

by lil Gardenhose February 10, 2019

coupon

A traffic ticket

I got a coupon on my way home from work today.

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

Crack Coupon

A coupon used by the homeless to buy crack and crack related items with a good deal. Coined by none other than me.

Cuz f my Co-Op Crack Coupon, i only payed 50% of my crack.

by Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 1, 2007

Jersey couple

Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.

We've got a Jersey couple of songs left for you guys!

by instrumentalist July 18, 2010

Couple of Cards

Something dumbass kids named luis say for no reason. "You guys are a couple of cards"

"This sucks"
"wanna know why? You guys are a couple of cards"

by ManualGrimm June 8, 2018