condom

something your parents should've used on you

dude : prolife is the best
gay men : actually you cant say that
dude : why
gay men : because what if you get a lady pregnant?
dude: uhhhh..
gay man : exactly, this is why your parents should've used a condom on you.

by imthegaybitchyoudontwannafight October 29, 2021

Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

by Purinse March 19, 2024

Condom brownie

Shit filled condom.

I was at a kink party and found a condom brownie on the kitchen sink.

by Pseudoephedrine09 October 30, 2019

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017

Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022