jalapeno condom

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

by julian27 March 15, 2010

Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag

Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here

by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017

Soggy Condom

An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.

You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.

by MC Wang March 28, 2010

brown condom eater

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter

boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...

by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011

pussy condom

A condom which in fact goes inside of a female. Usually inserted by blowing it with a straw.

I just had the best sex with Amy, she was wearing that fresh pussy condom. Damn.

by therealwizkhalifa October 18, 2011

Finger condom

Germaphobes use them when fingering girls because of all of the finger transmitted stds

Dude I'm all out of finger condoms and I'm going to my girlfriend house tonight what am I going to do!

by Sammallos June 12, 2016

Cincinnati Condom

When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.

It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.

by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008