Two Chains

Whether bound by chain of iron or gold, one remains nonetheless bound.

I was flossin' my bling yo when some happy motherfucker looks me dead in the eye and says, "I wonder if you understand what these ostentatious restraints around your neck say about you?" It was then that I realized I have allowed this shiny rock, and the ideas associated with and superimposed onto it by others, to define my perspective of true value. I need to step out of Babylon because I've been played my whole life like a yo-yo!

That is when I came to understand the concept of two chains began to prioritize love, wisdom and positivity.

by The Luminous Lion July 3, 2017

Off da Chain

awesome, really good, sweet, something that you really like

Me and my friends,"Should we rent ghost ship?"

Random black dude,"Dat movie's OFF DA CHAIN!"

by a blount April 21, 2004

Ilene Chaiken

1. Creator, writer and producer of Showtime's hit series, The L Word.
2. Evil, narcissistic bitch that promptly killed off one of the show's best characters, Dana Fairbanks.
3. Partner of the lead singer/guitarist of the nasty band all fans came to know of as BETTY.

I hope Elizabeth (BETTY) Ziff stops sleeping with the gret Ilene Chaiken. That would not only:
a) Cure world hunger, but also
b) Hopefully rejuvinate the show for it's fourth season

by themagicsharpie July 29, 2008

Atz' Chaim Girl

i. A fun, smart, gorgeous, and talented jewish girl from 8th to 12th grade who has a ton of fun going to Atz' Chaim events.
ii. A girl who is a member of Atz' Chaim BBG (a chapter in the International Order of the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization).

Boy 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Girl 1: Not much, just going to the JCC to hang out with my girls.
Boy 2: Damn... Now that's an Atz' Chaim Girl...

by Mel the Ladybug June 6, 2009

Sodomy chain

Where one guy sticks his pecker in another guys ass and then another guy sticks his pecker in the second guys ass and then another guys sticks HIS pecker in that guys ass and so on where it forms a chain of guys fucking each others asses.

John is in the middle of a sodomy chain.

by Deep blue 2012 June 15, 2010

Larry Chair

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.

Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?

by marysawrus February 20, 2011

fuck-chain

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace

"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."

by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005